HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

GRATS! Sorry you spent your 40th with a guy named "Mctittikins" >.>

Well well well. Forty! Forty.  It's taken some time to get here, hasn't it?? Well HAPPY BIRTHDAY and congrats on your epic ding!!

Let's take a little stroll down memory lane, and see how you got here! (Did you know you were born with that Scully cut? You were!)

You were an adventurous child, and this strange little bird followed you everywhere. You don't know why, but you were mysteriously drawn to him...

Ah, the petting zoo. It wasn't a very good one, though, was it? Sorry about your shoes. You can probably wipe that off.

Around age 7, you learned not to talk to strangers >.> And about death. ....Sorry about that :x

Oh boy, a farm! Just where you wanted to grow up! Right? 

 You were always running around the fields in those huge boots. 

Who let you have that mace :| Where are the parents.

Your teenage years you began to dress...er...more adventurously.

Seriously who let you out of the house like this.

You hung out in some pretty dive spots, Nik! A cave? 

You liked hanging out at night and dressing ~mysteriously~.

You rode this pony, but only because of it's "hey baby" expression.

Why are you dressed like it's Halloween? You look so absurd, you look so obscene. (oo bap oo bap bap)

Well, someone knows you :O

You fell in love with a paladin named Zerrav.

It was over quickly, but you'll always have Blackfathom Deeps. <3

You leaned to pole dance - this was the gateway to....

The Rocky Horror years!

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO FAY WRAY.

Soon you'd had enough of dancing in your undies.

And set off to see the world.

o/~

They let you keep the pony.

You met new and interesting people!  ...Who wanted to kill you.

You flew over misty forests!

You rode through ~magical ...tree...places!~

And met THIS GUY!

Whew! Well, that's all I could dig out of the family photo album. I hope you like this card! And don't forget!

Happy Birthday, Sis :D